EroticBPM has really great girls and a really cool interactive community where members really get to know one another, share their taste in music and parties, and learn all about what exactly the beautiful models they have are really like. We thought it was really entertaining and enlightening when Cadence described herself to a newer member participating on the extensive EroticBPM community forum as follows: “Ok, I like Oi and Ska, alot of different types of weapons. I read to much and I am quite anti-social. I don’t get into politics, It’s a losing battle, depending on what side you’re on. I’m still in college. I have a hot ass according to Garnet. What do you want to know?” At which point the member asked her like a bazillion questions and you’ll really have to check out the site to see all the cool stuff this amazingly hot and dangerous young lady is into. I just can’t get enough of her.

Xanthia is a hot retro goth chick with curves to die for and a pair of tits that has got to be seen (and worshipped) to be believed. In this outdoor GothicSluts set, she’s wearing gorgeous stockings and a patent-leather corset that accentuates her magnificent hourglass figure — gorgeous.

Jenni seems to like the feel of leather on skin, so much she cavorts and seems to have a good time sitting there in her skin.

Fetish model Erin, has the goth tri-fecta working: Tatoos, piercings, and dyed hair.

You’ve seen Kayla Paige on Playboy TV, in Hustler, and the cover of Biker… She and Codi (who has graced the pages of Penthouse) get together for a hot girl on girl session.

When my enemies finally dispatch me treacherously and I find myself in Heaven (I know, I know… work with me here), just so Ariel X can be waiting there wearing exactly what she starts out wearing in this evocative Gothic Sluts set from Forrest Black & Amelia G. She’ll also be in black and white, because that seems to suit Ariel’s esoteric film-noir delectability tighter than that black lace bra those see-through panties. She strips it all off to show off an alabaster form that could still be haunting Orson Welles’ nastiest nightmares. Oh, yeah… Rosebud. Rosebud!

I’m not sure what I like most about this Gothic Sluts set of Scar13 — the fact that it’s shot in her apartment (which is furnished in bare brick, splattered paint and dead things), the fact that she sensuously tongues an ungulate skull — or maybe it’s her little green pillbox hat. More likely, it’s Scar herself, exactly how I like her — wearing exquisite rubber and black lace, but not for long. And those polka-dot shoes just do something exquisite to those perfect feet of hers.

Ah, ever clever, we now have computer powered USB pole dancers:

Dim the lights, crank up the music and she does her thing! This pole dancer is power directly by the USB port on your computer! Fresh off the Vegas strip and straight to your desk with motorized action and disco lighting, she’ll dance to her own music when you press select the demo mode, or plug in your own audio player and dance the night away! Some call her a little plastic, but ask Charles and he’ll call her Candi. Save your singles let her dance into your dreams today!

Anastasia Pierce is one of those women who looks so good on camera you think there must be some lighting or camera voodoo going on — like maybe she sold her soul to the Nikon Devil. I’m not sayin’ whether she did or didn’t, but in truth the woman is even hotter in person, as I found out at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo. In this devilishly sweet set by Lori Mann, this raven-haired porcelain goddess shows what happens when you play dress-up in a tight purple corset while sipping blue cocktails — especially when there’s an acrylic dildo within reach, as I suspect there generally is when the esteemed Ms. Pierce is around. I defy you to view this set with your tongue in your mouth.

Cassia Riley, runnerup in Playboy’s 2006 Playmate of the Year, shows why she was so highly rated.

I don’t even know where to start with Nikki Vega — she’s a tattooed and pierced bottle-blonde with what just may be the most outrageously perfect set of tits that’ve ever driven me to distraction — and a booty to match. Add to that a spunky tude and a droolworthy red and black rubber outfit with garters and fishnet stockings, and… yes, yes in fact that is my tongue you just tripped over; want to make something of it? All hail Nikki Vega, her eminently kissable lips, and every dangerous curve on her dangerous, dangerous body.

There’s something I love about Julie Simone. It’s kind of hard to put my finger on; I don’t know if it’s her snowy white skin, her liberal sprinkling of freckles, her lovely russet hair, her apple cheeks, pale eyes, smalltown-girl looks, or something else entirely, but she just seems so fucking wholesome. That makes it especially awesome when she pulls down the top of her slutty fuck-me dress and fondles her perfect tits in front of a minster’s pulpit. I suspect she was never really that wholesome to begin with, but hey, whatever works.